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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Notable Quotes about Dogs

This is where I will put the quotes about dogs that I have found! If you have a favorite dog quote feel free to add it as a comment or e-mail it to me!

Posted by Deb at 2:48 PM

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  1. Deb3:08 PM

    "It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up." --P.G. Wodehouse

    "Try to be as nice a person as your dog thinks you are." --Unknown

    "It's impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more puppies." --Unknown

    "If you own a dog, you'd better have a sense of humor." --Unknown

    "Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog." -- Sidny Jeanne Seward

    "There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog". -- Konrad Lorenz

    "Who Kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell." --Will Judy

    "A Dog is not 'almost human' and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." --John Holmes

    "We are shaped and fashioned by what we love." -- Goethe

    "Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to" -- Joe Gores

    "It's a puppy...it's kind of like Prozac." --Dr. Fun Archive

    "We never really own a dog as much as he owns us." -- Gene Hill (from 'Brown Dog, Tears & Laughter')

    "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." --Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." --Will Rogers

    "It is naught good a sleeping hound to wake." --Chaucer

    "The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." --Winston Churchill

    "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool out of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool out of himself too." --Samuel Butler

    "Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog!" --Charles F. Dornan

    "Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves." --J. M. Barrie

    "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." --Dave Barry

    "In dog years, I'm dead." --Unkown

    "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler

    "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown

    "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." --Smiley Blanton

    "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." --Nora Ephron

    "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney

    "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers

    "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Josh Billings

    "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson

    "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." --Unknown

    "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." --Ben Williams

    "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill

    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." --Christopher Morley

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